US President Donald Trump has been enjoying a tour of Asia recently, which included a stop in South Korea to discuss the delicate matter of the impending nuclear war with North Korea, a matter which Trump exacerbated by being braindead enough to call volatile North Korean leader Kim Jong-un “short and fat.” Donald himself, by the way, could stand to lose a few pounds, so he’s just as hypocritical as he claims the Democrats are, which makes him even more of a hypocrite.

However, the tranquillity of Trump’s visit around Asia didn’t come back home with him, as he returned to the United States in the heat of political anarchy.

He is faced with the difficult decision of whether or not to get rid of Attorney General Jeff Sessions. Oh, please do, Donald. Please get shut of that wretched, bigoted, disgusting old man. While he was in Asia, Trump contacted Senate Majority Leader Mitch Mcconnell to discuss the matter.

McConnell is pleading Trump to get rid of Roy Moore

Alabama Senator Roy Moore has become engulfed in allegations of sexual misconduct as five women have come forward with accusations. Mitch McConnell’s plea to Trump is very simple: get shut of Moore. Moore holds the seat that Sessions once held in the Alabama Senate, and the Republican Party are thinking of getting Sessions back in the seat if they have to get rid of Moore. The problem is, they’re both terrible.