After a massive search in North Carolina, a three-year-old boy was found alive and well, which was happy news. However, the boy claims he spent two of those three days in the company of a bear. As Colbert said, a "snack-sized human" turns up in his woods and the bear doesn't eat him. Apparently these particular woods are prime hunting country and there are game-sensing motion sensors everywhere, but it still took three days to find him. "Jungle Book" here we come.