First, there was "unsettling news for users of Facetime, which Colbert describes as the "No. 1 app used by grandpas randomly tapping their new iPad." Colbert says that apparently a Facetime bug let's you hear the audio of the person you are calling before they pick up. He said what you mostly hear is the other person saying "OMG, just text me you ugly jerk." Don't say you haven't been warned!