The Love Sync

This romantic set of two connected buttons will indicate to your beau that it is time for some loving. Place a button next to the bed and should you feel a little frisky, anonymously tap your Love Sync button. If your loved one does the same, both buttons will feature a "swirling glow." At this point, according to Colbert, you can "commence mutual pleasuring" as "the button has spoken." He also said they should have a setting that says "Too full. Unlimited breadsticks." See No. 1 above. :)