It seems they don’t perform autopsies in India, which is a good thing in this case. A 95-year-old Indian man woke up at his own funeral this week. He had passed out on Saturday and failed to regain consciousness. When the family doctor arrived, he declared the man dead. While they were preparing their loved one for his funeral, he suddenly came around, telling the family he had suffered chest pains. Yahoo 7 News reports that they had a celebratory party instead.